I Hate Everyone Too Zipper Pouch

You know the old sailers' rhyme, right? "Pink skies on your Zipper Pouch in the morning, it's going to be a really good morning."

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"No stop signs, speed limit. Nobody's gonna slow me down. Like a wheel, gonna spin it. Nobody's gonna mess with my stuff." Those are totally the lyrics, right?

If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then... I give up!

I could tell you how this bag is handy, dandy and perfectly sized to carry the things you most need. But, I think I'll let this perky pup speak for itself.

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